Optimus: "I am Optimus Prime."
Optimus: "And I bring you this message: "
Optimus: "I am not at the base right now, so please leave your name, phone number, and reason for calling after the beep."
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Ratchet - GreyLiliy - Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime [Archive of Our Own]

lizwuzthere:

blueskyscribe:

greyliliy:

The Life in Glass Houses bug bites again~

Wrote another mini fic for my favorite AU Shattered Glass TFP Universe, about my fav Mad Doc! :D

Oh my god.

You are amazing.

OH GOD SLINGSHOT NOOOOO

It’s really creepy that SG Ratchet managed to sound so normal, like he just want some company but then nope. Brainwashings. Which is REALLY SAD D:

Riiight?  I think that’s what made him so creepy, that he does start out sounding normal, and then suddenly you’re like “OH HOT DAMN, NO.”

Poor Slingshot, now I have feels.  I’m sorry, Slingshot.  So sorry.

Ratchet - GreyLiliy - Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime [Archive of Our Own]

greyliliy:

The Life in Glass Houses bug bites again~

Wrote another mini fic for my favorite AU Shattered Glass TFP Universe, about my fav Mad Doc! :D

Oh my god.

You are amazing.

Anytime I write porn with Cybertronians, I do it with the intention of just enjoying it, not with the intention of “I totally think robots have dicks in canon”. IDK, that’s just me. I know everyone is going to think differently.

It’s not really about canon for me. If I like an idea and the canon goes against it, then I will steamroller the canon because “I’m the writer lol.”  (Sayonara, Optimus-is-the-13th-Original-Prime.)

It basically boils down to … “Can I believe in this, or is it always going me make me go ‘ehhh’?”.  And the choices are very arbitrary, I acknowledge that.  There’s a lot in the TF franchise that doesn’t really make sense, like “why do the Decepticons speak English, even when they’re by themselves?”  (And they definitely do in Prime—because Fowler successfully imitated a Vehicon on the comm line and Breakdown accepted it.)  Most of the time I like the challenge of inventing a reason to make things like that make sense.  But some things I’m like “nnnnnooo.”  Whether it’s canon or fanon.

I mean, I still read fics with sticky in them and all that.  I don’t hate the concept.  It just falls on the wrong side of the “things I’m willing to accept into my headcanon” line for me.

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milagrosen:

I have a dream.

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A Sticky Situation - femme4jack - Transformers Generation One [Archive of Our Own]

Everyone should read this short story about a possible “origin” of Cybertronian sticky sex, BTW.  Because it’s hilarious.  (NSFW.)

Kind of related / unrelated, but in my headcanon Cybertronians don’t have the whole “spike / valve” thing.  

Not because I think there’s anything wrong with the idea, but because I’d like everyone in the species being at least ABLE to have sex with each other.  Not “WELP, I’m a cityformer and you’re a mini-bot, how is this going to work?”

Secondarily, some bots have designs or kibble that would make it really hard for a partner to get close to the groin anyway, so … yeah.

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i’m so sick of seeing “medics are super great/kinky in bed!!!!” headcanons

babblingbug:

so i came up with some of my own:

  • first aid is a hopeless fucking virgin
  • ratchet is a drunk who can’t get it up
  • knock out thinks sex is disgusting
  • pharma has a superiority complex but is utter shite in bed
  • ambulon is so plain looking that no one will tap that
  • flatline is only interested if they’re from the opposite faction

honourary mentions:

  • nobody even remembers rung’s name why would they fuck him
  • chromedome is death-midas

Knock Out thinks humans having sex is disgusting.

I imagine the thought of things being squishy (like boobs and asses) and sweaty is really off-putting to a giant, metal, alien robot.  It must seem completely uncanny valley.

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"If someone were to die at the age of 63 after a lifelong battle with MS or Sickle Cell, we’d all say they were a “fighter” or an “inspiration.” But when someone dies after a lifelong battle with severe mental illness and drug addiction, we say it was a tragedy and tell everyone “don’t be like him, please seek help.” That’s bullshit. Robin Williams sought help his entire life. He saw a psychiatrist. He quit drinking. He went to rehab. He did this for decades. That’s HOW he made it to 63. For some people, 63 is a fucking miracle. I know several people who didn’t make it past 23 and I’d do anything to have 40 more years with them."

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One of the more helpful and insightful things I’ve seen about depression/suicide in the last couple of days.

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Dont throw stones? You know, ‘cus it is a joke, as in ‘dont throw stones in glass houses’ yeah you get it

Ohhh … I like that.  Might save it for a future chapter, though!

But yeah, that’s totally what the story’s named after.  ”People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.”  

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